Biscuit Station Premium Tee

Price range: $28.00 through $31.00

Somewhere in your house, a baker is hard at work. No apron. No recipe. Just two front paws, a soft surface, and the unwavering belief that your belly needs to be worked into the perfect biscuit dough. The Biscuit Station is their kitchen. A big wad of dough sits dead center, stamped with paw prints from edge to edge. Fresh biscuits cool all around it, each one signed with a paw. The flour bag has been knocked over, the eggs are cracked, the butter is out and the whisk is on the floor. Nobody cleaned up, because the baker doesn’t…

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Somewhere in your house, a baker is hard at work. No apron. No recipe. Just two front paws, a soft surface, and the unwavering belief that your belly needs to be worked into the perfect biscuit dough.

The Biscuit Station is their kitchen. A big wad of dough sits dead center, stamped with paw prints from edge to edge. Fresh biscuits cool all around it, each one signed with a paw. The flour bag has been knocked over, the eggs are cracked, the butter is out and the whisk is on the floor. Nobody cleaned up, because the baker doesn’t clean up. The baker bakes.

This one is for the people who know the routine: the slow blink, the circle, the first press of the paws, the rumbling purr that kicks in around biscuit number six. You’ve been the countertop. You’ve lost feeling in a leg rather than disturb a shift. You’ve said “okay, okay, that’s enough” to an animal who has never once agreed that it was enough. Wear it, hug it, or toss it on the couch where the bakery operates.

Printed in the colors of Club Purradise, home of the cats who run the place: hot pink, cyan and golden-brown biscuit gold on a dark graphite base so the colors stay bright. Made to order. No cat was kneaded in the making of this product, but several have supervised.

Every Club Purradise purchase helps feed and shelter our guests at the sanctuary in Fort White, Florida. Thank you for putting more cats in the kitchen.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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